A Card for Your Multiple-Personality Wife

Which wife will show up on a special occassion?  The serene wife?  The bewitching wife?  Whatever her "mood-of-the-moment", Norcross Rose has a card for her!

Appeal to those feminine instincts by sending her a glamorous card, and maybe she will keep the "murderous-wife" personality in check.  Let her know how special she is, and "cooking and cleaning wife" may show up.

We have cards for "pregnant and barefoot" wives, "hair-in-curlers" wives and "she can kick my ass from here 'til Tuesday" wives.

So whatever personality shows up, use Norcross Rose cards to keep yourself safe.  We're here for you.


#6 and #7 definitely look like they're contemplating some kind of mayhem.
Anonymous said…
Too funny and I have D.I.D. I thought I'd be offended but in fact it made me laugh!! Thanks
Hi Y'all,

Oh my! Are we wives really all that? I guess so!

Look out honey or you'll get my "evil eye".

BrownDog's Momma
laura linger said…
When she gets her hair washed and set every two weeks, she coordinates her hair color to whatever roses Harvey gave her that week! Does she...or doesn't she?
houndstooth said…
I wonder why Norcross never became the big name that Hallmark did! Just hope there's no "I boiled your bunny" card for the mistress to send!
I'm confused. Is it a card company or is it a rose company. Or are the roses actual greeting cards? Then where do you sign your name? And how do they get blue and green roses? Too much to think about!
Wyatt said…
When I'm in a bad mood, it takes more than a card, fellas!

Wyatt's Mom

P.S. Wyatt received his most wonderful Kong toy today..Thank you thank you!
Pictures and post to follow :)
i don't know about "wife cards"
Dolores said…
I don't remember Norcross cards, but then.... there's a lot of things I don't remember.
Hope you're doing well!
The Thuglets said…
Thats a lot of cards! Is there one for living with a tiger?? LOL

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The Thugletsx
Eartha Kitsch said…
Half of those wives look stoned out of their minds!

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