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January 20, 2011

Shut Up and Make Me a Sammich!

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Barbara: I am a freelance writer, former TV and radio news writer and self-professed trivia junkie. I delight in boring my friends with 60’s pop culture, and I always win in the Baby Boomer and TV editions of Trivial Pursuit. I’m pretty good at Pictionary too.

I am officially published now, albeit in a trade magazine, but three articles in a trade mag is more than I had, AND I got paid for each one!!

I have been a professional executive and personal assistant for the past 30 years, I can also cook, bake and drive really, really fast.

I now live in New Mexico where I have literally started my life over.

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