Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Some things are just wrong, no matter what they are…

Like this ad.  Honestly…is he standing next to a rough stripper pole?  Were Elvis’ jumpsuits so popular that manufacturers jumped on the bandwagon to get these into production?  Dig the copy – the “ultimate fashion climax”…

onepiece Not much left to the imagination…skintight AND white too.  Per the ad, “easy on, easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue”.  Ewww!!   “Designed with your desires in mind…she’ll eat you alive in it.”  Retch!  And it came in “camel”, so you could be wearing a one-piece, flesh colored jumpsuit.  I tell you, it’s a 70s wet dream, isn’t it?

7 comments:

Doug said...

That reminds me of an episode of the series "Freaks and Geeks" when one of the kids went to school wearing a similar outfit.Turned out it wasn't as cool as he thought..lol.
Great blog by the way and I found you via Retrospace.

Barbara said...

Welcome Doug!

RetroRuth said...

Oh my god! Blargh!!! And I thought I had an iron stomach...

Lidian said...

Oh my stars, what an ad! That is one easy piece I do not want any access to, thank you.

DrJulieAnn said...

I'm not sure but I think I dated him...or he tried to date me...or...excuse me...I think I need to call a therapist. I'm having traumatic flashbacks.

And the pole is a euphemism....think what it is made from.... Still an "ew" moment.

dolores @ "Welcome to My Humble Ablog" said...

omg, this guy looks very similar to my next door neighbor. Thanks for the laughs...I really needed one today.

Chickens in the Basement said...

Who came up with "easy to remove"? I had a jumpsuit like this in the 80's. It's probably easier for guys to get it off enough to pee, but for us girls, the whole top had to be taken off, pants lowered and business taken care of without getting the upper part of the jumpsuit in the potty or in somebody else's business on the floor. Meanwhile, folks were banging on the door, asking if you fell in or threatening to break down the door to see if you passed out. Please, God, never let that style return to popularity...for men or women!

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