Thursday, February 10, 2011

I’m Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

jello smell

How does YOUR gelatin smell?  Huh?  How does it?

When you add boiling water, does it smell like lovely fruit or sulfuric acid? Royal Gelatin smells like newborn baby heads, powder puffs and puppies!

Other gelatins (you know, like that one spelled J-E-L-L-O) are made with inferior products like cat guts, beef hooves and ground up rodents.  That’s why when you pour boiling water over it, it smells like something dead in your walls.

If you want lavender and lollipops, buy Royal Gelatin!  Then the smell will only come when you add tuna to it!!

personal note:  thanks for all the well wishes.  I need a trip to Italy or something…I’m losing steam, but I’m better physically!

17 comments:

Dolores said...

Forget the jello.... I'm ready to go with you to Italy..... Oh what a time we'd have..... eating, drinking wine, looking at all the interesting sights.....and having fun!!!
Hugs,

Wyatt said...

I had not had any Jello in years...until Mom-in-Law came to stay....just like I remembered...haha

Wyatt's Mom

What's this about Italy? Yay for Gelato!!

houndstooth said...

I'm glad you're feeling better! I'll be glad to go to Italy as your caretaker or something!

Now I'm going to have this stuck in my head every time I go to my dad's house, since he thinks Jell O is the height of dessert cuisine!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

cat guts and horse hooves,,,
what????

i am glad your better
love
tweedles

3 doxies said...

Well I personally wouldn't mind havin' a horse hoof!
I'll be glad to take you to Italy....can you fit in my laundry basket?

Puddles
PS: Lady, you so had me crackin' up with your comment!!!!!!! I didn't think bout's BARBIE and Barbara. Be carefuls or I may start callin' you Barbie...hehehehehe!

Maggie and Mitch said...

We've never had jello before! Mom needs to make some of that for us. Beef hoofs and ground up rodents sound heavenly!
We're glad you're back!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Mack said...

So glad you are on the mend!
And where can I get some of that cat gut and beef hooves??!

TGIF,
Mack

EFFIE said...

what a wonderful and colorful sight! and i love the background! :)

Corbin said...

Glad you're feeling better! Can you fit me in your bag to Italy?
-Corbin

1950's_atomic_ranch_house said...

Ha ha ha that stuff is all made from rendered horses hoofs lol...

Vacation? What's that? Jeez, if you go, take photos so I am reminded there is more to this world than work and the walls of my house lollll

Mogley G. Retriever said...

Our human is so old that they say they remember when gelatin was just plain, it did smell and it needed lots of flavoring to make it fit for humans. But it was made of cow hooves, and they are good to chew on. I will take my cow hoof without the silly fruit flavoring, I can chew on one of those all day long.

Mogley G. Retriever

DearHelenHartman said...

We salute you gelatin, the housewife's greatest artistic medium, great for molding, salading, nourishing and now aroma therapy! Thanks for the laugh today. Good to see you feel better (just in time for my blog about vintage home remedies :) http://dearhelenhartman.blogspot.com/ )

jen said...

The jello I use smells like fruit! Sweet fruit!!!

Welcome back, glad your are feeling better:)

CindyLu's Muse said...

You know, I can't say I ever sniffed gelatin...lol

Hope you're ALL better soon!

lifeinredshoes said...

OMH! I'll never be able to eat Jello again! And I live in Utah, THE JELLO CAPITOL OF THE WORLD!

The Thuglets said...

Oh we are late posting.......so sorry u have been sick. So extra Nose Pokes from us!

Never had jello. The hoomans here love Italy they were there last july...again!

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

Eartha Kitsch said...

This is the funniest thing that I have read in ages! You deserve that trip to Italy.

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