I’m Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

How does YOUR gelatin smell?  Huh?  How does it?

When you add boiling water, does it smell like lovely fruit or sulfuric acid? Royal Gelatin smells like newborn baby heads, powder puffs and puppies!

Other gelatins (you know, like that one spelled J-E-L-L-O) are made with inferior products like cat guts, beef hooves and ground up rodents.  That’s why when you pour boiling water over it, it smells like something dead in your walls.

If you want lavender and lollipops, buy Royal Gelatin!  Then the smell will only come when you add tuna to it!!

personal note:  thanks for all the well wishes.  I need a trip to Italy or something…I’m losing steam, but I’m better physically!