The Voices Tell Me To Smoke
|"Mary.........Mary.....Light that cigarette! Drop what you're doing and smoke that cigarette!"|
Mary has had a problem for a while. You see, lately she's been dressing for tennis, but never actually getting to the court. As she throws her coat over her shoulders and pits that racket, the voice in her head sneaks up on her and says "Smoke Mary, Smoke!!"
She hasn't been able to get a thing done. Now, the voice tells her to smoke Kent, because they cost more and they have an exclusive Micronite Filter, that doesn't do anything except keep that menthol from knocking you down when you inhale. Nothing like smoking Vick's Vapo-Rub.
They don't even ask you to try a PACK, the Voice wants you to pick up a CARTON. Well heck, let's just add Camphor to the list of things inserted into our lungs, Mary!
The Voice in Mary's head also tells her to have random sex with men, drive really fast and eat fattening foods, but Mary doesn't care. She just follows the instructions.