Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Welcome to the WTF Saloon

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Good evening.

I’d like to welcome you to the lovely Amber Lounge, home of the Amber Sunset Room and right in the heart of Essex.

Every Friday and Saturday night, we send out D.J. Rockin’ Ray to play those oldies you so love to hear as you get drunk on regular priced drinks.  Nothing like hearing “Black Velvet” or “Whiter Shade of Pale” while drinking the girl next to you pretty.

Make sure you sign up for the bus trip to the Orioles baseball game.  The bus will be full of beer and the patrons you’ve come to love here in the lovely Amber Sunset Room.  Rhonda has promised lap rides to anyone who wants them.  Buy your ticket early!

While you’re waiting, you can try Wild Man Cody’s Chili gut buster with a side of Shrimp Egg Roll.  These go together like mustard and jelly…we’re sure you’ll love them.  You’re drunk right?  You don’t care if it’s egg rolls or pickled eggs, do ya?

Just remember to tell them Burn Out Gary sent you. 

Closed Sundays.

8 comments:

Dana@Mid2Mod said...

Whoa...I think a blind date took me that place! :)

Dolores said...

Oh my gosh...the picture of the little guy on the poster brought back some OLD memories. My mother had a picture of that little guy....it said, "when you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it, and hang on".....It hung in our kitchen..... says something about my family.....
Goodness...
Hugs,

Samantha said...

Hah!!! Where DO you find these ads??? I think I had some of that chili once a zillion years ago in Texas. Makes me sick to think of it! Thanks for the memories!
xoxo
Miche, Sammie, Avalon and Oz!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Burn Out Gary looks suspiciously like Alfred E. Newman of MAD Magazine.

3 doxies said...

CLosed on Sundays?!? WTF?!?
Must be a blue Law stae.

Puddles

Eartha Kitsch said...

What does it say about my life that all of that sounds fun?

sophie...^5 said...

I feel a major upchuck comin"

browndogcbr said...

Hi Y'all,

Least it isn't across from a church!

Here in the southland a restaurant located near a church can't get a liquor license.

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

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