Cake Madness Confuses Mom

From Fudge Tunnel Cake to "Pinky Pink" cake...yes, you too can have a girly cake!  Pink, because we know girls like no other color!  Cherry-pink, because cherries and girls...well, we won't go there. Mom is confused for several reasons.  Her face is contorted into the "blow out the candles" or the "blow-up doll" position (hard to tell in this set up). She's missing an arm, she's wearing her nightgown and eating cake with her hands. Meanwhile, Suzy is completely out of control with her party horn and basket of decorations.  She needs her Ritalin, stat.  Oh wait, they gave out phenobarbs then.  Get Suzy a Black Beauty!! If all you can imagine is a cake and frosting that match, you need to step away from the stove for a while.  Now there's a fresh idea! And what the hell is that picture at the bottom all about?  Mom's in pink glasses...oh wait...it's Claudine Longet!  DUCK SPIDER!!