Thursday, May 19, 2011

OMG!! It's a Broom!!

Nothing sends a woman into crazed happiness more than a special broom.

That's right...a special broom.  This, my dears, is no ordinary broom.  This is a Perma-Broom with Electrene Bristles!  You heard it here first, girls! 

Why use an obsolete and old-fashioned straw broom when you can join four million women in the magnetic action revolution?  Like magic, the Perma-Broom picks up dirt as it sweeps it off!  Amazing, isn't it?  Then you can just swirl it in some suds and shake it and it's clean as a whistle, ready for your next sweeping adventure.

Also available is the Perma-Scrub that cleans kitchenware in a flash.  The Whisk-Off cleans garments, upholstery and draperies...in a flash!  Everything done in a flash, so you can get back to your soap opera!

But wait!  There's more!  We have an exciting offer for mothers and daughters - a ONE DOLLAR value for a mere FIFTY CENTS...a treasured possession for any girl - a GENUINE child-size Perma-Broom just like Mom's!  With a transparent cover!  Now Sally can be sent to sweep any place around the house without that pesky "but the broom is too big for me" complaint!  And she'll treasure her pint-sized broom as if it were the finest jewel.  How could you possibly deny your daughter this?  HOW?

All Modglin products come in many gorgeous colors, so you have absolutely no excuse for not having this Perma-Broom in your house.  Run, right now, to your local drug store and pick up these items before neighbors start to call you "Old Mrs. Smith" for using a straw broom.  Hurry!  Your social life could be seriously impacted if you don't act now!


12 comments:

Vintage Christine said...

My other car's a broom, cackle cackle cackle.

Jan said...

How I wish I could summon up the enthusiasm for housework as those marvelous women in ages past.

Elyse and Riley said...

Maybe if I had a fancy broom like that I would be more inclined to sweep? Hmm...

Elyse (and Riley--who would totally sweep if she had thumbs and I trained her to!!)

Why do it myself when I could put more time and effort into training my dog to do it??? :)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

The day I get all worked up about a friggin broom is the day they can shoot me. Thank the Goddess for feminism.

Dolores said...

I'll take my vacuum over a broom any old day...
However, I don't like to vacuum or sweep.....

Mack said...

Doesn't that silly lady know brooms aren't for sweeping, but for chasing???

Sudha said...

lol...def a cool product..great introduction to probably the first plastic broom :)

♥ Sallie said...

LOL! Does it fly too? :)

Hugs,

Eartha Kitsch said...

I DO like the natty colors and the little cat sized one.

De tout, de rien said...

Goodness me! She's in rapture over her broom! Women really had no life back then. Or maybe the electrene bristle fumes are getting to her...

Wyatt said...

Broom? What's that?
Something to chase varmits with?

Wyatt

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I hate brooms
Sorry i have not been around lately,, my mama has been ill
love
tweedles

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