It's Time For Booze!

Why wait for a special occasion for booze?  I mean, sure, it isn't Saturday, you didn't have beef bourguignon, the boss didn't come for dinner...but you can still have booze! You don't need an excuse to drink Hiram Walker!  We have 26 different cordials you can drink for any reason! You'll enjoy the rich chocolate flavor of Brazilian cocoa nibs in creme de cacao.  Or how about a Brandy Alexander?  You just add brandy to the creme de cacao and you're living HIGH! There's creme de menthe, which freshens your breath. Sloe Gin, for those "bad work days". Blackberry brandy for when your in-laws stop by. And regular old 80 proof brandy for when your kids just don't understand you. Why, with 26 different cordials to choose from, you could have a new one almost every day, so why wait for a special occasion?  Drink up, my friend!