Friday, September 16, 2011

Cake Slut

Meet Mary.

She’s shameless.  The way she seduces men with her cakes. 

cakeslutWhy, she’s nothing but a cake slut!

Grasping a Wear-Ever pan every chance she gets, she lassos men into her web.

She got Bill at a so-called “Box Social”.  The way he lusted after her cake - “only an angel could make such angel cake!”, he exclaimed.  He proposed right then and there because her cake didn’t fall.  I mean, look at him now – the letch. He never noticed the way she used her finger whenever he was around.

At their wedding, using the secret, witch-crafty Wear-Ever, her mother whipped up a light as air cake while her father stood paralyzed…and empty-pocketed…yes, that’s the power this Wear-Ever has…

And now they have another warlock in the coven; little Billy Jr.  Undone by his mothers Wear-Ever baking, she’s welded his stomach to his heart in a way only cake can do.

(Take note of how Mary’s eyebrows get darker and heavier in each picture.  This is another sign of Wear-Ever’s power…)

cakeslut2

Have you ever baked a cake with a candle?  Of course not, because you do not have the witching powers given to you by the devil Aluminum.  Beware the Aluminum Wear-Ever. 

A cake could change your life and make you SHAMELESS!!

On another note:

bella

Are you near Tennessee?

Can you foster or adopt Bella?

Robyn’s Nest Animal Rescue is asking for help.

Bella still needs a foster or adoptive home. I was hoping to bring her to my home if Bambi's adoption went through....but it didn't, so I have to go pick up little Bambi and bring her back. Our good friend Carrie was also hoping to foster Bella after her treatments were complete, but found another puppy in need in the meantime...Cleveland. Hopefully Cleveland will find a home soon, because Bella's treatments are now complete, and she needs a safe place to go! Please continue to let folks know about her....would be great if we could find something quickly for her, or for Cleveland so she can go stay with Carrie.

From her story:

Bella was found in the field behind my neighbor's house up the street in Whites Creek, TN. She is approx 6mos old. My neighbor has already taken her to vet & begun treatment for her mange. He has offered to cover her vetting (mange treatment, shots & spay) He just wants to find her a home where she will be treated like a princess.

What he says about her: "Bella is a little shy...until she gets to know you, probably a trust issue from her past experience with man. She loves to play with her toys. When she recognizes you, that tail just goes whipping from side to side.

She likes dog treats and loves to play with older dogs and is surprisingly quiet. She looks like Petey from the Our Gang shows of the 20s and 30s. She enjoys getting petted and returns the gesture with lots of doggie kisses. I don't think there is a mean bone in her little body and is just as cute as she can be. She has the cutest little eyebrows. "

See more pictures HERE….

3 comments:

bbes tribe said...

Fun post about aluminum wearevers....
Bella is very sweet and we wish her the best and keeping paws crossed she finds a loving home soon. We bet she will be even more beautiful as her hair grows back.
Wags
Ernie,Sasha,Chica,Lucas

Benny and Lily said...

Oh my goodness to funny
Benny & Lily

Dolores said...

Woo/hoo, wear ever used to be one of the best.

Oh how I wish every dog and cat had home!

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