Betty Gets A New Uncle!

new uncle

Poor Betty.

Mom’s been catting around again, but this time she’s brought home Jim, whose breath could peel paint off of houses.

Uncle Jim likes to hang out in the front yard handing candy to the children, but even candy couldn’t keep Betty from letting him know the score.

Oh sure, mom gave her a good scolding, but Betty was just telling the truth!  Jim’s breath made the dogs sick!

Fortunately, Jim saw his dentist and learned that brushing his teeth on a regular basis was a very good habit and he stopped giving candy to the kids and started giving sausages to mom.

And Betty thinks that’s swell.

Comments

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, etc. You have just officially made my day, Babs!
Very funny :-) That will teach her to moan ;-)
Dolores said…
Cute...... thanks for the chuckle!
Hugs,
houndstooth said…
Ha ha ha! Out of the mouths of babes!
your too funny today our sweet friend!
love
tweedles
24 Paws of Love said…
OMG!!That was horrible!! LOL!!! So horrible I'm laughing my ass off!!
bbes tribe said…
LOL & BOL... funnnnny. Needed that today.
wags
ernie,sasha,chica,lucas
PeeEss: Mom has taken orders for the muscle shirts sometimes. The ones Chica and Lucas were wearing were recycled sleeves out of an old sweatshirt. So cool to wear.

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