She may be the “girl you want to look at”, the “girl you know”, the “girl you want to know” who is made lovelier with her Jantzen Lastex suit, but really…
Wouldn’t you look at Odd Body Man first?
His legs are twice the length of his body, his arms bulge, yet he has no torso, well, not much anyway. Something is definitely wrong here. He has five feet of leg, one foot of body and no feet. And a very, very tight suit.
Jantzen Photoshopped before Photoshop was invented!
She may be a new experience in his life, but he will be long remembered in hers.