Thursday, December 8, 2011

Odd Body Man Loves Swimsuits

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She may be the “girl you want to look at”, the “girl you know”, the “girl you want to know” who is made lovelier with her Jantzen Lastex suit, but really…

Wouldn’t you look at Odd Body Man first?

His legs are twice the length of his body, his arms bulge, yet he has no torso, well, not much anyway.  Something is definitely wrong here.  He has five feet of leg, one foot of body and no feet. And a very, very tight suit.

Jantzen Photoshopped before Photoshop was invented!

She may be a new experience in his life, but he will be long remembered in hers.

11 comments:

Dana@Mid2Mod said...

I think their illustrator was sick they day they studied perspective.

De tout, de rien said...

I think they had a bank of body parts drawings and it was a Friday and they had a liquid lunch when the illustrator put that one together. The editor who approved the final copy was at that lunch too apparently.

Two French Bulldogs said...

that is one Speed-O, BOL
Benny & Lily

Amber Von Felts said...

His legs are prettier than hers!

sophie...^5 said...

He just wants her Jantzen, you know!

3 doxies said...

His legs are longer than my mum's whole freakin' body.

What up withs her hat...it looks weird too.

Puddles

houndstooth said...

How long he's remembered in her mind might have more to do with what sort of anatomy has been concealed or enhanced inside that swim suit of his!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Sily artist-- did they think no one would ever notice?
love
tweedles

DearHelenHartman said...

OMG - that's Mad Magazines' Alfred E Newman in his early modeling days! I also don't think that guy is looking at that girl, I think he's looking at that suit and thinking He'd look better in it.

Anonymous said...

According to the show MAD MEN in the 60's they were allowed to drink and smoke all the while working! May=be that's where the real problem started here? Just sayin......

Dolores said...

That's the weirdest body and stance.....
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