Monday, January 23, 2012

OMG!! It’s Cream In A CAN!!!

Millions of housewives stormed the stores last night when a new miracle product hit the shelves.

No more slaving over a cold bowl and using your arm muscles!  No more chilling that can of evap to make mock cream. 
NO LADIES, THIS IS A MIRACLE OF HUGE PROPORTION!!
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That’ right!!  It’s freaking CREAM IN A CAN!!!!

Never again will housewives suffer the slings and arrows of the bridge club over hard peaks!  No under whipped cream – EVER!  This amazingly whips itself!!

NO, IT’S TRUE!

Men LOVE the extra "glamour” that whipped cream gives to plain desserts, and we know our only job in life is to please that man!!!
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Now shut up and eat that pudding!
Children rejoice!  No cream failures! 
No dishes to wash! Lots of servings!
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I'm so stoned, this look great to me!
Lasts in your refrigerator for MONTHS! 

Even the dog likes it!

HOW DID WE EVER DO WITHOUT THIS MIRACLE?

So, if you weren’t one of the millions of housewives who dashed to the store today, do it NOW!  DO IT NOW!

That way, you can serve the kids Jello and pretend it’s a fancy DEE ZERT tonight!

4 comments:

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Ha - Mom says she will take real whipped cream any day over that stuff in a can - or even Cool Whip -nothing beats the real thing:)
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Dana@Mid2Mod said...

I remember sneaking into the fridge as a kid and putting a little burst of the stuff into my mouth and then licking the nozzle. I was such a sanitary child! :)

sophie...^5 said...

Major burst of laughter with the "stoned" comment...lmao!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

whippy cream---- nummy!
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