Welcome to the WTF Saloon
Good evening.
I’d like to welcome you to the lovely Amber Lounge, home of the Amber Sunset Room and right in the heart of Essex.
Every Friday and Saturday night, we send out D.J. Rockin’ Ray to play those oldies you so love to hear as you get drunk on regular priced drinks. Nothing like hearing “Black Velvet” or “Whiter Shade of Pale” while drinking the girl next to you pretty.
Make sure you sign up for the bus trip to the Orioles baseball game. The bus will be full of beer and the patrons you’ve come to love here in the lovely Amber Sunset Room. Rhonda has promised lap rides to anyone who wants them. Buy your ticket early!
While you’re waiting, you can try Wild Man Cody’s Chili gut buster with a side of Shrimp Egg Roll. These go together like mustard and jelly…we’re sure you’ll love them. You’re drunk right? You don’t care if it’s egg rolls or pickled eggs, do ya?
Just remember to tell them Burn Out Gary sent you.
Closed Sundays.
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Goodness...
Hugs,
xoxo
Miche, Sammie, Avalon and Oz!
Must be a blue Law stae.
Puddles
Least it isn't across from a church!
Here in the southland a restaurant located near a church can't get a liquor license.
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog