Hark! Yonder I Hear a Pair of Loud Pants!
Thou shant forsake the Levi’s High Waisted multi-colored, striped, flared and wide belted Action Pants!
The sheer awesomeness of these jeans has rendered both men into stiff-legged, fisted, frozen states of amazement. Even the presence of the amply bosomed bikini clad Swede in the background eludes them.
One must ask what this lass was doing there in the first place – these men are obviously not dressed for swimming. One wonders, did they make three wishes on this desolate island, with two wishes being “I wish I had some awesome Levi’s and a wench to wash them'”? Yes, one wonders.