Stan thinks he’s cool. He’s never had a problem getting a date. Nope, not Stan. Stan sweats all over, but he just powders 95% of his body and PRESTO! – Date material. Now, someone needs to talk to Stan about his uni-brow. And his hair. And really, no one wears polka dots. No one. Not even Clay Aiken.
UPDATE: After a severe case of Talc Lung, Stan was released from the hospital and moved on from Mennen straight to heroin (talc is a gateway drug). He was last seen playing sax with a jazz band in Louisville, Kentucky.