“Shall I be a fashion designer or a model?”

You know, the important questions of life.

I hated this thing.  Mine always spelled out “Loser” no matter who I played with.

You can imagine old Harry isn’t questioning which college will accept him. Really, all he wants to know is whether the easily influenced and gullible girl next to him will have sex with him.  Plain and simple – the only reason a guy would play Quija with a girl is for that very reason.  Am I wrong?

Meanwhile, Sally’s head is filled with “what color should my prom dress be”, “should I pet on the first date” and “should I be a fashion designer or a model”.  Well, I think we can all answer THAT question for her, now can’t we?  Life is full of disappointment Sally.  Get used to it.