Why waste time on appetizers, dinner and dessert when all you really want to do is get hammered?
Just bring out the nuts – they’re not just a snack, they’re food! (Seriously, that’s what the ad says.)
Two bowls, four cans. Think of how thirsty everyone will be! Crack out the highballs! It will take until at least tomorrow morning for the thirst to wear off.
I’d love to be a fly on the wall after a few drinks are finished. What do YOU think the outcome will be?