Can You Dig It?

This man has fancy pants.  Does YOUR man?  Does any man have slacks this great?  Ya damn right!

He’s a man  dressed so cool below that he doesn’t even need a shirt. He’s a sex machine to all the chicks.

He’s “Anti-Establishment”, and they just don’t mess with him. He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman. They say this cat is a bad mother, but he does a great job with stocks. Right on.

His pants come in four flavors, plaid, check, striped and solid, but these plaid ones are his favorite.  And they come in boy sizes so the son can be as stylish as his dad.  Can you dig it?