How to Sleep Well and Look Like a Supermodel

I always wondered how supermodels manage to look so fabulous.  Oh, it’s not the retouching, the camera angles, the eating disorders…it’s the quality of their sleep!  Take for instance our subject model here, Carmen Dell’Orefice.  She’s been a model since time began.  She still looks good, and now we know the secret.

Placidyl!! 

“Mild and persuasive as a lullaby”!  Take two at bedtime and your supermodel good looks never lessen.  No sheet wrinkles, no puffy eyes, just good, deep sleep. Just pills! During their heyday, they were known on the street as "jelly-bellies".

Mind you that Placidyl is a sedative and hypnotic, highly addictive and can cause convulsions, hallucinations, and memory loss.  But who needs a memory when you’re a supermodel, hallucinations can be fun, and convulsions – well, let’s just pretend it’s part of the eating disorder.