A Towel Snap Away from Creepy

Kirk and Dan were just two ordinary men.  Sure, Kirk dug his argyle socks and garters, while Dan ran wild and just dared his plain socks to drop.

They’re both oddly happy to be in their Givvies, free from that “corrugated” feeling with all that “amply roomy”, well, room.

Dan is feeling feisty after trouncing Kirk at badminton and is getting ready to give him that snap of the towel, because men just think that’s the funniest thing since Aunt Mary fell face down in the punch bowl at Sally’s wedding.

It seems as if Kirk is almost gleefully anticipating that snap…I mean really, do men really put on both socks AND shoes before their pants?  I think not. 

Later, they’ll stop for a drink before Dan meets his secretary at the hotel and Kirk goes home and tries to explain to his wife that angry red spot. 

Men.  Huh.