What Color Will I Be Today?

Meet Lurlene.  Lurlene likes to wear different colors every day. Blue one day, yellow the next.  Sometimes green, sometimes red.

Unfortunately, she has the same face and skin color EVERY day.

Thank God for Angel Face!  By just purchasing five different foundation colors,  Lurlene can match her face to her dress!  Wearing blue?  Use pink foundation.  Yellow?  Wear golden foundation. Green?  Tawny.  Get the picture? 

I realize Lurlene didn’t work back then, but can you imagine showing up in the office with pink skin one day and yellow the next?  I’m sure if Lurlene had a boss, he’d wonder, especially if her boss were Joan from Mad Men.  Heck, her husband had to wonder why his wife became Technicolor Tess every time he took her to dinner.

Personally, I can’t remember to wear underwear most days, let alone choose a color of foundation to compliment my outfit.  My advice to Lurlene? 

Wear black.