Pants That Make You Get Stiff

Meet Peter, Oscar, Thad and Will.  The bell bottoms tolled for thee.

Unfortunately for Peter, this uber-starched outfit gives him the look like a large metal pole was inserted inside him just before the shoot, and he didn’t quite enjoy it.

Oscar never got over the humiliation heaped from his friends for the “scarf as a belt” look, and later became an undercover prostitute decoy.  Thad…poor Thad.  The photographer said “look studly”, but it translated to “look like you’re trying really hard to fart”. 

Will actually picked up three girls at the photo shoot…those pants were powerful chick juju…irresistible.

Now, about those shoes…