There IS No Number Two, Bitch.
And this is how it all started.
Looking like Barbie, acting like Barbie, dressing like Barbie, paying plastic surgeons thousands of dollars to look like Barbie.
Why? Because she’s Number One, dammit! Everyone else is just an imitation of the REAL THING. Barbie is IT. Barbie teaches responsibility, Barbie teaches imagination, Barbie teaches you how to get along. Barbie makes everything happen.
It’s Barbie’s way or the highway, baby.
No wonder Ken ran away with Midge.
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"Leave Barbie Alone!"
That's, uh, all I got.