The girls at the office just aren’t into him…he looks like their dad.
Stewart is determined to score big like Roger in Accounting, but that pesky gray hair is cramping his scene, man!
Thank God for Great Day, the predecessor to Grecian Formula 44. Stewart just combs it in his hair every morning and over the course of four or five days, PRESTO…back to that swingin’ dark hair he had in his twenties.
Nobody’ll notice, not even when he removes his shirt and reveals his hairy gray chest. Or the gray nose and ear hair. Or that his skin now looks pallid next to his jet black tresses.
Go ahead Stewart. The girls on the 12th floor need something new to gossip about.