Darn Clever! The Fly Won’t Tear!!

Maximillian is impressed with Jim’s shorts.

Those clever Americans!  They make boxers – and you can’t tear the bloody fly!

I guess people who purchase boxers outside of American can only get the “tear-able fly” model, or the boxers are made of paper…I’m not sure.  Can you rip the ass?  They appear to button, no elastic for Jim, no sir!  Buttons remind him to stay in his own yard!!  And the starch reminds him to stand up straight!

I can’t tell if those are trees or smokestacks outside the window, and I’m sure the sign on the wall says “I say old man, don’t forget to wash your hands”,  but I can’t help but wonder why Maximillian is going through Jim’s shorts to begin with, and why Jim seems so damned proud that he is!  I see a towel snapping in someone’s future.