A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty…what the hell?

Here’s Mike.

Mike believes he’s popular with the ladies.  He shaves his chest, then rides the beaches in his undies sweeping women onto his bucking steed –sidesaddle no less!

Even though the horse is at full tilt, Marion has no problem staying on, because, well, that’s what she’s used to, staying on.  Let’s just say she’s one of the “beach girls” and leave it at that.

Margaret is trying hard to attract any attention at all – even the horse will do.  She’s got her chest high, stomach sucked in, hand on her butt and wearing a bathing suit modeled after the Bullet Bra.  Point those things away from people Margaret; you could put an eye out!!

I’d say something about the horse, but I’m sure it’s embarrassed enough just being in this ad.