It Only Itches When I Sing
Chafing? Rash? Groin troubles? You don’t have to be a jock to itch. You can be an androgynous boy singer in an embroidered jacket too. God knows, when you get on stage, your crotch can break out in a sweat.
Groin “irritations” can be murder on a guy. Kind of like gonorrhea, but without the discharge, or crabs. Those toilet seats are deadly!
So powder up boys, relief is just a spray away.
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And that yellow jacket!
I say: "Where's the jock itch ads today! I KNOW the problem hasn't been beaten yet!!!"