Meet Stu, Tommy and Harv.
They hang out at an old barn next to the Sit ‘N Drink Drive In. They’ve always been posers, but now that their new h.i.s. pants and shirts arrived, posing with Smoldering Studliness has taken over.
Stu prefers his embroidered western shirt and crap colored pants, Check out the bull belt buckle and that deep cowboy stare.
Tommy has gone Beach Boy on us with his white surfer dude pants, patterned California shirt and smoky over-the-eye bleached blonde hair.
Harv has gone full Smoldering Dude with the Asian inspired shirt, denim jacket and pocket front pants. No way he’ll be caught without his wallet again, now that it sits on his thigh. And he’ll kick your ass if you try to take it from him; just try it.
They’re off now to go grab a steer and take it to the beach, where they will Cowboy Up on some surfer girls and teach them some ropin’ tricks…if you know what I mean.
Bragging points if you can identify the sultry blonde in the middle.