Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Tiparillo and the All Girl Orchestra


I know of a girl, Gwen, who plays in an all girl orchestra.

She’s always been hit on by men after a concert and she can’t figure out why.

Offerings from rich guys include stocks, bonds, homes…but she held out for the guy who dared to offer her a Tiparillo. 

Gwen was convinced he was a connoisseur of music, but it turned out all he wanted was sex, sex, sex.  She never could figure out why he thought she was nothing but a sex machine. 

She never gets to practice the violin any more.


Chickens in the Basement said...

It's a good thing she didn't play the trombone! The girls might have gotten caught up in the slide mechanism! OUCH!

Leah@Storybook Ranch said...

Just say NO, Gwen!!

Retro Keith said...

I guess thats how she gets guys to offer her cigs.

cathycan said...

"Cigars, Cigarettes, Tiparillos?" I remember that ad from my black and white TV childhood! Sexy tobacco girl in nightclub, carrying one of those little table, strap around your neck thingies."Cigars, Cigarettes, Tiparillos?"

Sandy aka Doris the Great said...

I can hear him now: "Darling! Here, have a Tiparillo; and then come play on the strings of their heart" -- or somewhere else!

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