Tommy’s pounding on stuff, you scorched a shirt, Susie “helps” in the kitchen…it’s enough to make you scream!
Never fear! Ponds replaces those oils you sweated out while slaving over the iron, the stove, the kids, the PTA, the garden, the dog, the car pool, the hamster, those shitty little neighbor kids and their slut of of mother…wait, I digress.
You must use Ponds immediately, as you can’t be too busy to be beautiful. Besides, the hubby wants to play vampire tonight, and YOU MUST BE BEAUTIFUL. Oh, and could you do something about those eyebrows while you’re at it? Thanks.
Hey, Midwest Habitat gave me an award…sweet!