Old People: Cranky and Constipated

 

Man, there was no pleasing Granny.

Her first laxative was too strong.  She bitched about it all the time and pissed off the daughter-in-law.

Her second laxative was too mild.  It was so mild, it actually made her son constipated, and gave him a stiff neck to boot.

But her third laxative, that wondrous “chocolate” Exlax, was just right.  And regular people are cheerful people! 

Son and daughter-in-law removed the “room needed” ad they placed and let her stay!  Besides, she cleans a mean house.

And don’t forget…when you have a cold, take Exlax!  (I’m not sure why, but that’s what the ad says.)

If you develop a rash, see your doctor.