Old People: Cranky and Constipated
Man, there was no pleasing Granny.
Her first laxative was too strong. She bitched about it all the time and pissed off the daughter-in-law.
Her second laxative was too mild. It was so mild, it actually made her son constipated, and gave him a stiff neck to boot.
But her third laxative, that wondrous “chocolate” Exlax, was just right. And regular people are cheerful people!
Son and daughter-in-law removed the “room needed” ad they placed and let her stay! Besides, she cleans a mean house.
And don’t forget…when you have a cold, take Exlax! (I’m not sure why, but that’s what the ad says.)
If you develop a rash, see your doctor.