Remember to CONFORM!
Poor old Deke.
He enjoyed skating and generally having a good time but people were always on him about his hair.
His girlfriend Trina, who always wore her hair in tight tubes, was embarrassed that his hair flew everywhere. She couldn’t decide whether to blow him off (don’t go there) or warn him of dull, lifeless hair??
Well, it was all too much, so she left a bottle of Vaseline Hair Tonic near his skates and ran home. Soon after, Deke found the bottle and a note saying “Dry scalped men shall not taste these lips”. He got the message. Now his hair looks “natural”, (if you’re a 1960 Ken Doll), and he can skate or drive a convertible with no danger of a hair moving at all.
Now engaged, Trina can look forward to getting grease stains out of pillowcases, chair backs and sofa arms.
All is well.