That He-Man Aroma!
He wondered how to get the girl…
He gave it many tries…
Until his best friend told him…
His aftershave drew flies…
So then he switched to Mennen…
That alluring He-Man bracer…
He’s scoring with the prostitutes…
He didn’t even have to chase her!
with apologies to Lidian, who rhymes way better than I do.
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