When Gas Attacks
A new discovery for the girl who has every-thing!
Designed so you can continue to write your blog while under attack, this mask protects you against that pesky gas without losing a moment with your readers!
“Pull my finger” attacks are futile with this in your arsenal. You can use it in bed to guard against sneak attacks by the husband…or while changing Junior’s diaper. Neighbor fertilizing the yard with manure? Not a problem with our mask. Have a dead body to dispose of? Now you can wait until the optimum moment to toss that decomposing jerk!Never fear riding a subway with a urine covered drunk again!
This mask stores neatly in a purse, tote bag or backpack. Order today, quantities are limited!
Not for use during bank visits, gynecological appointments or bathing. If you develop a rash, see your doctor.