Nothing makes a party like beans.
Yep, beans are the answer. Lots of beans. More beans than meat, more beans than vegetables, just more beans!
Make sure too, that the backyard is gaily decorated, as no one will want to linger indoors. You might want to keep George away from the grill too…you know how fires can start once beans enter the picture. But then again, George has always been the life of the party, why stop now?
Make sure that you have two people at your party overly dressed for the occasion, because once the beans are eaten, they’ll be the ones most fun to laugh at. Yes, the conversations will soon turn distasteful once the guests are full of beans and Jerry’s had a couple of Mai Tai’s.
Beans. Great party food. And just wait until the girls hear what Cindy did! Boy, was her face red!