“Explosive prints” and “blazing patterns”…underwear?
Honestly men, are “explosive” and “blazing” two words you associate with something you want from your underwear? I think not.
I guess “real men” enjoy their hanging bits flaming and exploding, but the normal, average guy…not so much.
Do these men look happy in this underwear?
There’s Tom Jones in plaid, Richard Roundtree in polka dots, Andy Gibb in stuffed Speedo's, Mark Spitz in floral, Lee Majors in paw prints and Louis Jordan wondering what the hell he’s doing there.
Okay, Andy Gibb looks happy, but we all know he drank.
So men, send me your order for some explosive, blazing underwear. $5 to PO Box 9, Chicago, IL 60609 (remember that zip from game shows? Oh, well…I do). We’ll take care of your favorite twins immediately.
Void where prohibited. May cause constipation.