The Hip Grip and Other Things

Hmm.

The “Great American Male” appears to be a wannabe Marlboro man.

I’d say that if you are shaving while wearing a cowboy hat, no underwear is going to make you manlier.

Hip Grip. The look, fit and feel “every American male” is looking for.  Really? I thought as long as it had elastic, it was considered underwear to most guys.

I do have to give it to the 70s though – when men actually still had hair on their bodies.  I’d take a man shaving in a cowboy hat and bikini’s over a man who shaves (or God forbid, waxes) his entire body.  I do not want to date a boy, I want to date a man.

All this guy needs is the porn ‘stache and he’d be completely rockin’.  I wonder if I can find his phone number somewhere…