Tired of your hair? Try fiberglass.
Tinted to match your eyes or “costume”, you too can be a trendsetter in your neighborhood.
Adapted for evening use or various “special functions”, you can wrap a band around your head and set the world on fire with your spun glass head!
Yes, you too can have “charming effects” on your dates, friends and all those bitches at the ball. Don’t forget to kill the nearest thing to you and wrap that around yourself as well. I mean, you’ll already be sweating buckets with a fiberglass noose on your head, so why not swaddle yourself in fur and GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT.
You’re just out for the rich guy anyway, right?
I’m tired of having a bad day after a bad day. I fear the light at the end of the tunnel is a train. Sigh.