She Likes Cans!
Marge likes cans.
She really, really likes cans.
“I just love to open ‘em” she gushes, popping one top after another. She’s on her 14th right now.
Her husband loves her because he can have the boys over and Marge doesn’t even care how drunk he gets. She’s too preoccupied with the newfangled pop-tops to notice. No more searching for that darned can opener! It’s as fun to open them as to drink them!
Marge is saving pop tops to make a sweet poncho and matching hat. She’ll wear it to the PTA, and man, will they be jealous.