She Uses Soap, He’s So Proud!

She’s poised, confident, has warm cheeks and slim shoulders (what?).

He has pride of possession in every unconscious action (huh?) and is proud of his wife!

You see, it’s very subtle. Just because you married him doesn’t mean you can let down your guard!  Youth! Enchantment! The radiance of schoolgirl days!  You can have them all by just rubbing a Palmolive bar all over your body.

You have to wash your face TWICE with Palmolive, but oh, it’s so worth it, particularly in the evening (I guess that’s when the “blackheads and disfigurements” follow…). Do this, and your youth will be prolonged!

Of course, your husband need do any of this.  He can smell to high heaven and have a greasy face, but YOU madam, may NOT.  You must slave to retain your beauty, for there are hundreds of women to just a few men.  He could be looking for your replacement right now!!

Palmolive – do not use ordinary soaps like you would this green bar.  Beware of imitations.  YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.