Okay Mary, you’re taking this a little far…
I know that you always dress in your finest circle skirt and carry flowers into the bathroom when you go to clean the toilet.
You see, it’s so simple now with deadly chemicals! Just flip it open (even Junior can open it!) and pour it in!
While you’re dancing through the house to the music in your head, the “bubbling action” of the sodium carbonate, sodium chloride, sodium acid sulfate and the plain old sodium sulfate eat away the porcelain surface. The corrosive nature of this product will burn everything in its reach, but damn, you’re free of those pesky toilet germs!!
Banish those worries, disinfect the sewer pipes all the way back to the sewer plant, Mary. And dance baby, dance.
I miss you dad and I love you like crazy.