Welcome to what sold underwear in the 1950s.
Jack and Marty were sitting around the breakroom discussing the Barry Case when Jack casually said “don’t get your panties all bunched, Marty.”
Marty took immediate defense and said “Impossible!! I wear Munsingwear’s Stretchy Seat underwear! They have a special horizontal panel that keeps my undies from riding up! I’ll put my undies against your undies any time!!”
Well, not to walk away from a challenge, Jack immediately dropped trow and thus began the wrestling match. Marty won.
They’re dating now, and it looks serious.