The Look, The Feel…of Qiana?
He’s wearing the Saturday Night Fever catalog. Angel Flight pants and a Qiana shirt – De rigueur dress of the 70s.
The only problem Hugh had was around fire (although his shirt is called “flame”). You see, Angel Flights and Qiana were highly flammable. Out at a disco? Stay away from the people with cigarettes, or you’ll melt a hole in your pants.
Flaming cocktail? How about flaming chest hair? Hugh was very likely to burst into flames if he brushed against a romantically lit candle. It caused him great stress. Well, that and the fact that polyester doesn’t breathe at all. The only thing that protected him was that layer of sweaty skin. And jock itch.
And that’s just so attractive, isn’t it?