Mary Wore A Little Lamb…
Mary of your nursery rhymes is all grown up and wants to look good.
So her friend, the little lamb with fleece as white as snow? Well, now Mary wears it proudly!
Mary spent hours and hours shearing that sheep and made them into plaids, pleats and sweaters – all to take her from cruise to cocktails (or is that cruising for cocktails?), desk to dinner date.
Mary has taken to coloring her little lamb so she can coordinate her outfits. That little animal has been dyed so many colors, it no longer can hang with the other lambs. No one wants to be seen with a purple lamb, trust me.
Enjoy your wool Mary. Just remember, those lamb chops will come back to haunt you.