What Could Have Happened in the Park
The day you thought he’d say hello.
Because you couldn’t. Nope, you could sit on the same bench, but you can’t speak.
However, now that he saw you scratch your head, (well, actually, he didn’t, but you made that “ooo” sound and made a big swooping motion with your arm when you started to scratch, and wondering what the motion and moaning was about, he looked over) he’ll never acknowledge you.
I mean, it’s not like you were scratching your crotch or your arm pits. THAT would be something for him to avoid, but your head? He’s pretty prissy, isn’t he? Bastard.
Why are you both on the bench? No money for lunch? You aren’t dressed for soccer, so why are you there?
Anyway, if you use Head and Shoulders, you might stop scratching long enough for him to say hello. Or not.
What are you doing picking men up in a park anyway?