Man, there is nothing meaner than Mother Nature.
Especially when she’s late.
Fortunately, the lady here isn’t pregnant, she’s just constipated.
Because women are delicate flowers with delicate colons, Correctol is extra gentle to a woman’s “sensitive system”. It “moves the waste gently”. Isn’t that reassuring (and a little nauseating)?
Now a woman contractor can walk through Home Depot with the assurance that she won’t have to sprint across the store because she took a man’s laxative. She won’t have to step out of the board meeting because she’s suddenly seized by gassy cramps. She can address our nation without worry that she’ll lose more than her train of thought.
Thank you Correctol. Thank you for helping our delicate systems stay regular, because that Mother Nature…man, she’s a bitch!