Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Kinda Missing the Point

dentures

Meet Art.

Art wears dentures and smokes a pack of cigarettes a day.

He’s concerned about tobacco staining his dentures.

His lungs, not so much.

Art likes Polident because lab tests prove it works.  Unlike those lab tests that tell him that his lungs look like a coal miners, but hey, who cares, right?

Just as long as his smile is bright, his business in airline sales runs smoothly.  No one notices that hack anyway.

Fly Art, fly.

6 comments:

3 doxies said...

cough...cough...'scuze me, I heard dat Fix-a-dent was betters. But hey, you cCAN still drink beer.

Puddles

Leah said...

well, I'm glad he has his priorities straight!

Dolores said...

Nothing worse than yellowish gold dentures.......Cough / cough!

Benny and Lily said...

those old ads are hysterical
Benny & Lily

Mack said...

Hi Barbara! My mom has been laughing hysterically the past hour at your incredibly funny blog!
She LOVES those old ads!
Sugars from Texas,
Mack

Jabacue said...

UM, maybe that's why you have dentures in the first place, genius!
How did we/I survive this 'era'?
Jim

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